"Wali-Juana" could become a household name if their tentative plans are able to come to fruition. An unnamed marketing director stated, "This is going to be big, Colorado is nothing, we see not millions, not billions but gazillions of dollars in sales potential here. We were considering brothels in each store, but after consideration, this is going to be much bigger, and much less overhead. Our main concern is locating truck drivers who do not use the product, that will allow for safe transportation to the stores."
We normally like to train our own people, and promote from within, but in this instance we have appealed to the penal system in locating more responsible drug dealers that we can parole and hire, to run this operation. "It takes a thief to catch a thief, and in this instance, we need knowledgeable management to oversee the operation of such a vast, and new, department." one manager stated.
One executive stated, "The great thing here, we grow, we sell, no invoicing, no records, to speak of, and our normal low markup will be thrown out of the window. Competition, who asked about competition, I chortle, there will be no competition after a year or so, we will run them all out of business, perhaps even employ some of our competitors to don the "gray" vests and work for us. We have decided to dispense with the normal blue, and in this department, gray, smoke colored gray, is that a great idea, or what."
All of our cash registers are being altered, instead of the normal "Ring" when the "Total" button is depressed, now, will answer with a loud ..... "BONG" .... do we not have fine, creative people here?"
