He has been conducting a study over a period of 53 years, where he surveyed noted school psychologists around the country, and recently at a convention in Las Vegas published his findings to an eager audience of professionals and stunned them with his findings, and more so, with his solution to an ever increasing problem that has developed in our school systems.
He stated, "De probleem ve are avare of, ve vas vorking on de solution to de problem. Ve verked and verked und finally came up wit a solution. Colored sweatshirts. Eef we tink a student will be a prublem he vill wear a red one, just a few problems und he vill wear a yellow one. A goody two shues vill vear de blue one. A green shirt ve tink vill be vorn by a student who is questioning his or her sexuality."
"White, vell ve tink dos are for students who do no sex or trouble with the law, or are not troublemakers an who go to church or are from two parent, married families, and who ve tink are jus normal good kids."
He further went on to say that Purple would be saved for those with aspirations of going in to the ministry or becoming priests, and Orange ones for those who are OK, but looking to just party and have a good time. Tie-dyed shirts could only be worn by schizophrenics.
His program is under consideration by some schools.
