Thomas Jefferson said in 1802: "I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies."

"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not."-- Thomas Jefferson

"When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout." .... jbd

"When once a job you have begun, do no stop till it is done. Whether the task be great or small, do it well, or not at all." .... Anon

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. - Albert Einstein

Television is one daylong commercial interrupted periodically by inept attempts to fill the airspace in between them.

If you can't start a fire, perhaps your wood is wet ....

When you elect clowns, expect a circus ..............




Friday, August 9, 2013

Oh Roy ........................

Who shot ya, Zeke?
I don't know Roy, he shot me in the back, don't know it was.
Are you a gonna make it Zeke?
I don't think so Roy, it's purty bad.
Any thin I can do.
No Roy, you've always been a good friend, I gotta tell you a few things, Roy
What's that Zeke.
Well, you member that time over at Parma City when they sed I shot that guy and you told em I wasn't the kind a guy to do somethun like, well Roy, I did shoot him.
Oh!
An then when my Ma and Pa was shot and kilt up ter the Pecos Canyon an you told 'em I wasn't the kind a guy who would shoot his own Ma and Pa and they let me off, well, I did shoot 'em Roy, well there was a pair of boots I wanted and they wuldn't let me have em, an well, I jus got mad and shot 'em.
Oh!
An, member thet time at Silver City when the bank got robbed and they teller, ol Jake Hoss got shot and kilt and you told em I was no bank robber an they let me off, well, I needed money for them boots an, well, Jake wuldn't give me the money so I shot and kilt him and took the money.
Oh!
An then, someone shot old Curley at the express office, and old Stompy got shot and kilt too, some sed I did it, and Roy, you stuck up for me and told ol Sheriff Parker that you didn't think I was the kind to do that and they let me off, well, Roy, I went to the express office to get my new boots and there was shippin on them and Curley wouldn't give em to me, so I shot him, and then when I wassa sitten out front there, well Stompy saw me and knew I shot Curley, an well I had to shoot Stompy.
Oh!
And then ....... BANG ...... Roy, you shot me ....................