DOOLEY Observed: News Flash

Thomas Jefferson said in 1802: "I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies."

"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not."-- Thomas Jefferson

"When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout." .... jbd

"When once a job you have begun, do no stop till it is done. Whether the task be great or small, do it well, or not at all." .... Anon

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. - Albert Einstein

Television is one daylong commercial interrupted periodically by inept attempts to fill the airspace in between them.

If you can't start a fire, perhaps your wood is wet ....

When you elect clowns, expect a circus ..............

Sunday, September 7, 2014

News Flash

News Release: It was reported this evening that Ohio State University Football Coach Urban Meyer called Kaplan University to inquire if they would be interested in scheduling OSU next year. He guaranteed them a minimum of a million dollars to make the trip to Columbus, Ohio. The representative from Kaplan informed the coach that they did not have a football team, to which Coach Meyer replied, "Small world."