WELFARE TRAINING 101
The Welfare training program is a full day offering, at our campus, offered to all students. Enrollment is open to all students, but can not be taken if enrolled in an other courses that might be considered as "productive."
Prepare for an exciting career in Welfare through an introduction to filling out forms, system abuse, income increase through child bearing, program selection, discovering free programs, landlord manipulation, food stamp conservation, turning food stamps in to cash, (the ins and outs), Social Worker manipulation, the vast world of FREE, mileage reimbursement, program limits, and the Theory of Welfare.
Second year students will be given the opportunity to Apply for Welfare, fill out all necessary forms, learn how to apply for non-existent jobs, increase monthly income and participate in a workshop and actually be interviewed by social workers. Facial expressions, sincere body language, appropriate gestures and voice modulation will also be discussed. Graduates of this course will be able to take full advantage of the welfare system, and receive all available benefits. There are no Prerequisites for this course, however, living in a present "Welfare Environment," or a course in dramatic acting and drama are considered helpful, but not necessary. Graduates of this course will be proficient in the following areas:
- free or assisted living
- food stamps
- child care
- fully paid medical
- unemployment benefits
- free education opportunities
- grant awareness
- demonstration tactics
- interview manipulation
- sign up for welfare on line
Welfare Training through hands on experience is aimed to provide the student with all the essentials to become a serious, disciplined welfare recipient. This program requires that students develop a knowledge of the welfare system that will enable them to attain a comfortable existence without the need of working or exerting any energies other than the normal manipulation of the system. This program, combined with Drama 1 and 2. and Debate 102, in conjunction with two years participation in an Optimists Youth Program, will afford the graduate the potential of a high six-figure income, plus additional benefits and eliminate the need for involvement in the "workplace" or the necessity of employment.
Cost of this course is defrayed through a State and Federal Grant provided without expense through a tax-exempt endowment fund provided by anonymous donors presently enrolled in the welfare system.
