Hi guys, and that refers to girls too, and any and all of the agencies that are reading this and filing the information in one of your gigantic "storage" facilities, may be the one in Utah, even though I am not a Mormon. Confession is good for the soul, and I admit it, freely, in 1942, at the age of 10, on my way to school, early in the morning, I forget the date, I did, well, I stole a cigarette from my Father, and a book of matches, I lit it and smoked it on the way to school. It was dark, and I did it, and it felt great, and I got away with it, till now, and I know you guys want information like that, so I confess.
I have one request though. It's a long story, but Caleb, our dog, somehow, as you probably already know, wakes me up at 8 every morning. So, by the time I go to the bathroom, as you probably already know, head to the kitchen to make coffee, take Caleb for a little stroll, grab a cup, get the laptop, it is around 9, and that seems to be the time you guys like to check out my computer.
It's probably asking a lot, but I imagine you guys do your monitoring around the clock, so could you maybe get someone on the graveyard shift to check my computer, say, around three in the morning. You could have it with no interruptions.PS ... if there is anything you need to know, feel free to ask, well, there are a few things I would rather you didn't know, but, well, you probably know them anyway. I sleep better at night just knowing you guys are monitoring my every move, I just have to wonder though, with all that is going on in the world, why me? Do you guys sit around and wonder what all I did before you started monitoring me .... ha, ha, you will never know ... I don't think... OMG, you can't read my memory, too, can you?
