Dear Abby:
I think that maybe I have a problem and need your advice. I am a national figure so I can't mention my name, so I will use a "secret" name that I use on the internet, Carlos. My problem, I really enjoy taking pictures of my "private parts" and sharing them with millions of people on the internet. Do you think this is wrong?
I had to resign from one job I had because they found out, and I am trying to get another really nice job, but, I have done it again, well, really, I never stopped. My wife has forgiven me, again, but I don't know how much longer my "forgive me" story is going to hold up. She found out that my activities included texts, revealing pictures, phone sex, and sex chats. I looked at them as getting votes, "One Voter at a Time."
I have attended Sex Therapy sessions on a number of occasions, and I really don't think they helped me any, except, I did get some good names and numbers of ladies who I have stayed in contact with, if you know what I mean.
Do you think I need help? If so, please send me your Email address and your phone number and I will send you some pictures and perhaps we can "chat" sometime.
I really, I mean, REALLY, look forward to hearing from you.
Carlos
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Sunday, July 28, 2013
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