Dear Abby:

Dear Abby:

I think that maybe I have a problem and need your advice. I am a national figure so I can't mention my name, so I will use a "secret" name that I use on the internet, Carlos. My problem, I really enjoy taking pictures of my "private parts" and sharing them with millions of people on the internet. Do you think this is wrong?

I had to resign from one job I had because they found out, and I am trying to get another really nice job, but, I have done it again, well, really, I never stopped. My wife has forgiven me, again, but I don't know how much longer my "forgive me" story is going to hold up. She found out that my activities included texts, revealing pictures, phone sex, and sex chats. I looked at them as getting votes, "One Voter at a Time."

I have attended Sex Therapy sessions on a number of occasions, and I really don't think they helped me any, except, I did get some good names and numbers of ladies who I have stayed in contact with, if you know what I mean.

Do you think I need help? If so, please send me your Email address and your phone number and I will send you some pictures and perhaps we can "chat" sometime.

I really, I mean, REALLY, look forward to hearing from you.

Carlos

I have a problem ... Danny

Dear Abby ...........

I have a problem. I am the campaign manager for a candidate who is running for Mayor of New York City. I won't mention his name. My problem is that he was found to be posting obscene photographs of himself to certain women on the Internet, photographs of his "private parts, and using an assumed name of Carlos Dancer. The first time it was brought to lite, he resigned his seat in Congress, disgraced himself and his wife, and asked everyone's forgiveness.

Then he came to me and asked for my help in running his campaign for Mayor of New York City. He told me that Carlos had done his last "dance," no more "exposure" he assured me.

Now we find out he is still "dancing" on the internet and still up to his old internet "tricks." He seems to be really addicted to exposing himself to millions of women on the internet.

I can no longer help him, so I am resigning as his campaign director. I guess my question to you is, will all those who have been "exposed" to him still vote for him if he does continue to campaign and run for office, and, how can I respect his wife who keeps forgiving him for doing it, and is now accused of "double dipping," and how can I continue to work for someone so stupid?

I have been offered a potential job with Larry Flynt as his publicist, and have also been asked to do PR for Dennis Hoff at The Moonlite BunnyRanch in Carson City, Nevada. They feel my background and association with my "candidate" gives me the appropriate experience to work in either pornography or prostitution.

I await your answer.

Disillusioned Danny in New York

The whole bunch of 'em are "nuts"

Former New York Rep. Anthony Weiner said on Tuesday that he was not dropping out of the New York City mayoral race in light of newly revealed explicit online correspondence with a 22-year-old woman. And his wife, Huma Abedin, is standing by him.

“This is entirely behind me,” Weiner, 48, a Democrat, said at a news conference. “We knew it might come up. It’s in our rear-view mirror. We still work on this every day. (His wife is standing "by" him, it is all entirely "behind me" and it is in their "rear view mirror." .... Location, location, location......

“I am sure a lot of my opponents would like for me to drop out of the race,” he said. (Much of the country would)

Weiner admitted on Tuesday to exchanging racy photos and having sexually explicit chats with a woman whom he had met online. He had resigned his House seat in June 2011 after acknowledging having sexual conversations with at least a half-dozen women.

The newly revealed correspondence was posted on Monday by the gossip website thedirty.com.

The woman involved was not identified but said their online relationship began in July 2012 and lasted for six months.

Thedirty.com said that the woman had been "lured" into an online relationship by Weiner using the alias "Carlos Danger" and that she believed he would provide her with an apartment in Chicago and a job, among other things.

Under questioning by reporters, Weiner acknowledged that the most recent incident occurred “sometime last summer” — after an interview with People magazine that was published last July 18.

In the interview, Weiner said, “I'm very happy in my present life" and said that he was looking forward to seeing his son Jordan, who was 6 months old at the time, take his first steps.

Abedin, who was a top aide to former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, said on Tuesday that her husband “made some horrible mistakes.” It was her first time speaking at a news conference regarding Weiner’s activities.

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She was pregnant with Jordan when Weiner resigned.

“I have forgiven him,” Abedin said. “I believe in him. We are moving forward.”

The Associated Press contributed to this report.

Weiner is as DUMB as that football player from West Virginia who did the home invasion and robbed those folks in his football jersey with his name on it ...... He did in once, that we know of, lost his job, and THEN HE DID IT AGAIN ...... how STUPID is that ... if he is addicted then he has a REAL PROBLEM ...

Spitzer and Weiner Lead in New Poll Because Scandal Brought Name Recognition

A little scandal never hurt anyone, especially in New York City, where the scandal-plagued comeback kids in the civic elections are leading over their more straitlaced opponents. The latest numbers have Anthony Weiner and Eliot Spitzer both sitting pretty--which is to say, they're on top.

In the latest Quinnipiac poll, former congressman Weiner is ahead of New York City Council Speaker Christine Quinn, his biggest competition, by 25 to 22 percent in the race for mayor. And former governor Eliot Spitzer is beating Manhattan Borough President Scott Stringer by 48 percent to 33 percent in the race for city comptroller. The fallen golden boys don't look quite so tainted now.

What Spitzer and Weiner have in common over their opponents is an early and aggressive marketing campaign via sex scandal. Being bad is good in New York, for better or for worse. People may know Weiner because of his sexually explicit-sexting scandal or Spitzer because of his dalliances with ladies of the night, but it's working for the two candidates. Other than those two, polled citizens were practically indifferent to every other choice. When pollsters were asked to pass a favorable or unfavorable opinion about the candidates, Weiner and Spitzer are the only two whose "haven't heard enough" scores came in under 20 percent. No one knows who the other guys are. 

New York City voters should be required to take an eye test, they are blind, and their memories are short. It is a travesty to think that two men, with NO character, could be elected to public office .... Oh, wait, no, I'm sorry, integrity means nothing any more, just name recognition. "Yes, I have heard of Weiner, he posted nude photos of himself on the internet, and Spitzer, oh yes, he helped support hookers in New York, I've heard of them both, my biggest concern though, I think that Weiner is not spelling his name properly, it should be Wiener to be correct ..... and he showed pictures of his ..... what ..... now I know it's not spelled right."

New York, New York, it's a hell of a state......................

"Hmmm, I wonder who I'll call tonight?"

(CNN) -- The rest of the world is probably asking what's in the drinking water here in New York, where ex-Gov. Eliot Spitzer, who resigned in 2008 when his hiring of hookers came to light, surprised everybody by announcing a bid for city comptroller.

Spitzer, dubbed the Love Guv by the city's tabloids, leaps back into the political arena less than two months after former Rep. Anthony Weiner (who'd resigned after texting obscene photos to strangers) announced a run for mayor.

Which raises the admittedly uncomfortable possibility that the city's top two elected officials will be two nationally-known, high-profile married politicians with less than honorable sex-related behavior on their resumes.

But that's as far as the similarities go. Spitzer and Weiner have very different histories, committed fundamentally different offenses and will face dramatically different odds in the few weeks left before voters head to the polls in the all-important Sept. 10 Democratic primary.

Start with the crimes. Weiner, whose scandalously bawdy texts and photos never involved actually physically meeting up with a woman, spent a week lying about the incidents on any number of local and national television outlets, claiming that his House of Representatives account had been hacked. That, in turn, led to calls for an FBI inquiry, after which Weiner's tower of lies collapsed.

Spitzer, by contrast, simply admitted that he'd hired hookers, apologized for his misbehavior and quit. He now campaigns without the baggage, which Weiner still carries, of having lied to the public and press repeatedly.

When it comes to the record each man brings to the campaign trail, it's not even a close call. In more than eight years as state attorney general and 14 months as governor, Spitzer compiled a string of high-profile wins in battles with Wall Street and prosecutions on behalf of low-paid workers. He also implemented a historic increase of state funding to local school districts and appointed the state's first Latina secretary of state.

Weiner in Hot Pants

Anthony Weiner is on a tear. In the past few weeks, he’s been campaigning for New York City mayor everywhere from a Baptist church in Queens to a rally for marriage equality at the Stonewall Inn. He’s been pounding the pavement hard—and now, according to new polls, he’s the frontrunner in the race.

The catch? He’s doing it all in pairs of really, really bright pants.

At a press conference in the Bronx earlier this week (about free meals for city kids during the summer months), Weiner chose bright blue chinos, which he paired with his signature white shirt with rolled up sleeves and a printed green tie. And though they’re memorable, the pants (which are like Nantucket Reds, only blue) have been in heavy rotation. He wore them earlier this month to run up Fifth Avenue waving the Israeli flag as part of the Israel Day Parade.

At a rally for marriage equality at New York’s Stonewall Inn on Wednesday, Weiner opted for a more flamboyant pair of bright orange pants—paired this time with a brown belt, white shirt, and red tie. In a sea of rainbows, he stood out.

As the candidate's spokesperson, Barbara Morgan, said in an e-mail: "Anthony wants to lead the fashion capital of the world, so it's no surprise that he would make fashion forward trouser choices."

Dr. Warner Schlemmer, head  of Psychiatry at the New York Scientology Hospital, when quired about Weiner's attire stated, "Vell, it's a classical case, I hav seen it before on many occasions .... just think about it, his shirts are just normal, but the trousers draw attention to his lower extremeties. At one stop he made he took a banana from his left front pocket claiming it was his lunch. Veery interesting."

Weiner apologizes "I'll show them"

Anthony Weiner launched his mayoral candidacy with an apology tour for sending pictures of his privates out over Twitter. "I apologized to the people that supported me," he told WNYC after starting his run. "I have apologized many, many times to my wife, and frankly I know that part of this process is going to be doing a lot of apologizing."

He even expressed "regret" for sending anonymous mailers in his first race, for City Council in 1991, that critics said "played the race card" by attacking an opponent's ties to local black figures. (A private apology note from the time was later unearthed.) But there's one group that shouldn't hold its breath for a Weiner apology: Palestinians.

TinC Weiner also indicated that he had asked Paula Deen to join his campaign, "Weiner and Deen, the APOLOGY team." When asked about the major issues facing the city, he replied, "There is only one, my apology for showing my privates on Twitter, these are no longer "political stops" they are "apology stops." He indicated that his entire campaign will be devoted to apologizing.  "I want to show, no not that word, we will expose, no not that word either, we will reveal, no, ah, I want all the voters to see, no, ah, well,  as Paula would say, it happened a long, no, way back when, aw hell, just vote for me, you've seen what I've got, oh God, I can't say anything .... "You've seen his front, now, he's back"

Boil, grill or steam ...... a Weiner

"Do you really think they will forget what I did?"
"Are they really that stupid?"
"No, I'm not a registered sex offender, I don't think."
"They are like sheep, they will forget."
"They are merely voters, I can sway them with rhetoric."
"Forgive," "Second chance, we are a city of believing in a second chance."
BS, and that does not signify a degree of any kind. Are the voters of New York really considering putting this man in office?

There is a song, "We just need a few good men." Is this ONE of them?

Is that all they have left in New York, a candidate who exposes himself, takes a photograph and broadcasts it around the universe. I want millions of people to see my penis. :That's the kind of guy I want running this city."

If he receives more than one vote, his own, it will be a reflection of the voters in that city. They should change their slogan from the "Big Apple" to the "Big Penis."

"I want a man who exposes himself on the internet, running my city." He didn't want to disgrace New York, so he used Pittsburgh in his literature. Now, how considerate is that?

"Exhibitionism is classified in the DSM-IV under the category of paraphilias, which are patterns of sexual behavior involving unusual and socially unacceptable practices (fetishism, voyeurism, and other abnormal sexual tendencies are also classified as paraphilias).

Exhibitionism is a psychological disorder characterized by a pattern of behaviors that involve the exposure of body parts to others: often the genitals, buttocks, or breasts.This exposure is often of an extravagant nature, and usually involves some sexual suggestions.

Exhibitionism is known by several names including: flashing, apodysophilia, and Lady Godiva syndrome.

Exhibitionism has been called a “hands-off” paraphilia. This descriptive term is in contrast with the “hands-on” paraphilias that involve physical contact with others."

"Hey, I want him be are mayor, he be a paraphiliac."

A Naked Weiner Could Help

AP/Richard Drew

When New York Rep. Anthony Weiner confessed Monday to posting a picture of his erect penis on Twitter, he said he wouldn’t rule out seeking professional help to sort through his personal issues.

Considering his alleged tendency to take dirty photos of himself and send obscene messages to strangers, perhaps he’ll take naked therapist Sarah White up on her offer to counsel him in the nude. According to White’s website, she’s willing to give the congressman “one free Naked Therapy session to help him begin addressing his problems. As Ms. White told Mr. Weiner, the methods of Naked Therapy are particularly suited to help him overcome what she calls ‘the uncontrollable acts of arousal frenzy.’”

White, a 24-year-old psychology fiend, conducts therapy sessions sans attire in Weiner’s home state. Though the first time around gets off to a slow start, White gradually removes articles of clothing throughout her client’s visit.

“For men especially, who are less likely than women to go to therapy, it is more interesting, more enticing, more exciting,” White told the New York Daily News earlier this year. “It’s a more inspiring approach to therapy.”

White attests that Weiner, who allegedly sent explicit messages to several young females while married to Huma Abedin, will respond well to her methods.

“What will help Anthony Weiner, Ms. White asserts, is to enter Naked Therapy and begin addressing and exploring his arousal brain in a safe context that will help him gain control over the choices it is compelling him to make against his better judgment,” the website reads. “Had Mr. Weiner engaged his mind ‘in a state of arousal’ in the non-judgmental context of Naked Therapy, ‘he would have been far less likely to let it overtake him and lead him down the road of self-destruction.’”

Weiner admits exposing weiner

Anthony David Weiner (pronounced /ˈwiːnər/; born September 4, 1964) is the U.S. Representative for New York's 9th congressional district, serving since 1999. He is a member of the Democratic Party.


The district includes parts of southern Brooklyn and south and central Queens. In Queens, it includes the neighborhoods of Forest Hills, Maspeth, Fresh Meadows, Glendale, Howard Beach, Kew Gardens, Kew Gardens Hills, Middle Village, Ozone Park, Rego Park, Rockaway Beach, and Woodhaven. In Brooklyn, it includes the neighborhoods Gerritsen Beach, Marine Park, Midwood, Mill Basin, and Sheepshead Bay.

In the 1998 U.S. House election, Weiner ran against Republican Louis Telano for the seat being vacated by Charles Schumer, who was running for the Senate seat held by Al D'Amato. Weiner defeated Telano by a margin of 66%–23%. He was re-elected in 2000, 2002, 2004, 2006, 2008, and 2010 never receiving less than 59% of the vote.[2] In the House, he is a member of the Committee on Energy and Commerce. He was an unsuccessful candidate for Mayor of New York City in the 2005 Mayoral election. Weiner graduated from State University of New York at Plattsburgh (SUNY), was an aide to former U.S. Representative Schumer (1985–91), and was a member of the New York City Council (1992–98).

Oh, incidentally, he recently admitted sending a photo of his bulging underwear to a female Twitter follower and says he has had inappropriate conversations with as many as six women on Facebook and Twitter over the past three years.

During a tearful news conference on Monday, Weiner apologized to his wife, family, constituents and friends, and said he is "deeply ashamed" but does not plan to resign.

"I came here to accept the full responsibility for what I have done," he said.

The 46-year-old Democrat, who was first elected to Congress in 1998, said he has never met any of the women he corresponded with. He said his wife, longtime Hillary Clinton aide Huma Abedin, knew about previous relationships he had before they were married last year, but only found out on Monday morning that he sent the groin photo.

Weiner problems seem to plague Hillary. If he does resign he intends to go to work for Oscar Meyer, he was quoted as saying, "I'm a natural for that job." He is obiously proud of his weiner.................. heritage. The press is having a "Weiner Roast."