DOOLEY Observed: Clever .......

Thomas Jefferson said in 1802: "I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies."

"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not."-- Thomas Jefferson

"When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout." .... jbd

"When once a job you have begun, do no stop till it is done. Whether the task be great or small, do it well, or not at all." .... Anon

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. - Albert Einstein

Television is one daylong commercial interrupted periodically by inept attempts to fill the airspace in between them.

If you can't start a fire, perhaps your wood is wet ....

When you elect clowns, expect a circus ..............

Thursday, July 11, 2013

Clever .......

A 54-year-old guy in eastern Tennessee is sure two of his neighbors stole more than $1,000 worth of stuff from his home. But it's the way they did it that's making headlines.

As Stephen Amaral tells it, the husband and wife came to his house, and the woman asked to swim in his pool, reports the Crossville Chronicle.

Amaral said sure, and she then asked hubby to go home and get her cigarettes. When he left, the wife asked permission to swim naked, which she did for 20 minutes in front of the apparently mesmerized Amaral.

It was only after she left that Amaral discovered he'd been had. He told the cops that the husband must have gone through his home while he was watching the swim show.

Police have identified the suspects but have yet to make any arrests.

I knew a dealer that was "cold decked" once by a woman "flashing" him by opening her raincoat, and she had nothing on underneath ..... the deck was switched in that instant ...............