Thomas Jefferson said in 1802: "I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies."

"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not."-- Thomas Jefferson

"When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout." .... jbd

"When once a job you have begun, do no stop till it is done. Whether the task be great or small, do it well, or not at all." .... Anon

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. - Albert Einstein

Television is one daylong commercial interrupted periodically by inept attempts to fill the airspace in between them.

If you can't start a fire, perhaps your wood is wet ....

When you elect clowns, expect a circus ..............




Saturday, November 16, 2013

The hard work has paid off, at last ...............

I have almost completed my research, study and training, and hope to soon, have an EBook on line so that the world can share in my good fortune. It has not been easy, tedious times, moments when I thought I had a "breakthrough." only to end up in failure.

I have been persistent, dedicated to this cause, and terribly excited about what I have accomplished.

I first experimented in what substance attracted the most flies. I then selected 24 of what I thought were the healthiest and most active flies, and isolated them for their training. I waited for a few days until they became acclimated to their new environment and seemed content with their new "routine."

I implemented "deprivation" tactics that I studied, the result of Doctor Olaf Vessneson, studies of the Shapponshire cows in Vanhofen. His results there are well known throughout the civilized world.

My goal with my 24 flies or insects of the order Diptera, I deprived them of food for three days, or 72 hours. The expressions on their faces indicated to me that they were ready to be fed.

I had collected, for some time, bodies of gnats which I had caught, which are flying insects in the Dipterid suborder Nematocera, especially those in the families Mycetophilidae, Anisopodidae and Sciaridae. Diabolically, they are in the same order, as you probably noticed.

My training consisted of two phases. The deprivation of the flies led to hunger, and through an intricate pattern of facial expressions and gestures, the flies became incensed with the gnats, which was my goal.

I now have a family of flies who eat nothing but gnats. I am free, yes FREE of gnats in my kitchen. I am now attempting to train my 24 well fed flies to visit here, just once a day.