Thomas Jefferson said in 1802: "I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies."

"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not."-- Thomas Jefferson

"When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout." .... jbd

"When once a job you have begun, do no stop till it is done. Whether the task be great or small, do it well, or not at all." .... Anon

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. - Albert Einstein

Television is one daylong commercial interrupted periodically by inept attempts to fill the airspace in between them.

If you can't start a fire, perhaps your wood is wet ....

When you elect clowns, expect a circus ..............




Sunday, December 15, 2013

Dusting the cobwebs out ...........

For every extra kilogram carried on a space flight, 530 kg of excess fuel are needed at lift-off.

Soldiers do not march in step when going across bridges because they could set up a vibration which could be sufficient to knock the bridge down.

Due to earth's gravity it is impossible for mountains to be higher than 15,000 meters.

When a person dies, hearing is the last sense to go. The first sense lost is sight. How did they figure that out.("If you can hear me, wiggle your nose .... oh, I forgot")

Airports at higher altitudes require a longer airstrip due to lower air density.

Nine out of every 10 living things live in the ocean. (Ok, guys, start counting, we'll do the living things first, then get in to our wetsuits)

Peanut oil is used for cooking in submarines because it doesn't smoke unless it's heated above 450F.

If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. When a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off. (Hey bartender, I;m not thirsty, better give me another one)