FROM: JOE DOOLEY - DOOLEY OBSERVED
TO: COMPUTER INTRUDERS
SUBJECT: HACKING HOURS
Dear NSA, FEMA, FBI, SS, CIA or Whomever
I am writing this to ask a favor, and hope you can comply.
As you, or someone is aware, you hack in to my computer every morning, why, I don't know. Your schedule seems to place you in my computer between eight (08) and nine-thirty (9:30) each morning.
As you know, from reading my material, I had a birthday yesterday, and turned 81, for which I am grateful and very thankful.
My concern, I am not sure how much time I have left, and it is my fervent prayer that I can utilize that time, to the fullest. There, again, as you well know, I do a great deal of my work in the morning during those hours. By sharing the computer with you, whoever you may be, slows the time down considerably, cutting my productive time almost in half.
My request, could you please hack my computer at some other time of the day, when I am not using it, perhaps in the afternoon late, when the Lone Ranger and Roy Rogers are on TV, I watch them. You would have sole access to the computer then, and by that time, I have made most of my comments.
I thank you in advance for any courtesy extended, and for your cooperation.
/s/
Joseph B. Dooley
PS - Hope the "shutdown" does not affect you.
