DOOLEY Observed: Three guys .........

Thomas Jefferson said in 1802: "I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies."

"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not."-- Thomas Jefferson

"When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout." .... jbd

"When once a job you have begun, do no stop till it is done. Whether the task be great or small, do it well, or not at all." .... Anon

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. - Albert Einstein

Television is one daylong commercial interrupted periodically by inept attempts to fill the airspace in between them.

If you can't start a fire, perhaps your wood is wet ....

When you elect clowns, expect a circus ..............

Friday, May 4, 2012

Three guys .........

Three guys were sitting at the International Bar, talking.

Abe, a Jewish man, said,"I rubbed vegetable oil all over my wife this weekend, then we made mad passionate love for an hour, and it was so good, that afterwards, she screamed for an hour."

Jean, a Frenchman, chimed in, "That's nothing, I rubbed butter all over my wife, we made mad passionate love for an hour and a half, and she screamed for two hours."

Gino, the Italian, said, "Ha, nothing, I rubbed olive oil all over my wife, we made extremely passionate love for two hours, and she screamed for three hours."

Jean said, "Geno, whatever did you do to get her to scream that long."

"I wiped my hands on the bedspread," he replied.