Thomas Jefferson said in 1802: "I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies."

"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not."-- Thomas Jefferson

"When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout." .... jbd

"When once a job you have begun, do no stop till it is done. Whether the task be great or small, do it well, or not at all." .... Anon

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. - Albert Einstein

Television is one daylong commercial interrupted periodically by inept attempts to fill the airspace in between them.

If you can't start a fire, perhaps your wood is wet ....

When you elect clowns, expect a circus ..............




Sunday, March 23, 2014

Now you know, the rest of the story

"Hey Ahmad, I gotta idea."

"What idea Muhamm?"

"I'm gonna hijack an airliner and crash it in the ocean."

"Why?"

"Well, well, ah, its gonna cause a lotta problems for some people."

"Like what?"

"Well, ah well, they are not gonna know what  happened to it."

"And that gets you what?"

"Ah, confusion, I'm gonna create confusion, on TV, an a different countries, an a no one is gonna know what happened to it, they are gonna look everywhere for it."

"Won't they know where it went down from its last radar signal?"

"No, I got this thing at Radio Shack that is gonna turn the plane around on a different course an they ain't gonna know where to look for it ,,, it's headin in one direction an with the help of that thing from Radio Shack it's gonna go another way, is that great, or what, cost me $13.95."

"What do you hope to accomplish with this?"

"Ah, well, they are gonna know how smart I am, and how I could do this an get all them countries involved an puzzle the whole world, that's what I'm gonna do, its gonna be great."

"Muhamm, they are not going to know it was you, if you tell them they will send you to Guantanamo for life, or worse, you will be hated around the world, you will have accomplished nothing by doing this, you will be sending no message at all, I see no point in doing it at all, it is just a stupid idea, forget it, do you hear me, forget it!"

"I got you upset just thinking about it."

"Drop it, it is a bad idea."

"We'll see, I already got the thing at Radio Shack."