DOOLEY Observed: I made this all up .... I find humor in most anything .

Thomas Jefferson said in 1802: "I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies."

"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not."-- Thomas Jefferson

"When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout." .... jbd

"When once a job you have begun, do no stop till it is done. Whether the task be great or small, do it well, or not at all." .... Anon

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. - Albert Einstein

Television is one daylong commercial interrupted periodically by inept attempts to fill the airspace in between them.

If you can't start a fire, perhaps your wood is wet ....

When you elect clowns, expect a circus ..............

Friday, April 19, 2013

I made this all up .... I find humor in most anything .

I know, taint funny, I seem to find a little humor in anything .... here is a conversation that transpired at Mass General ............

Hi, T s a r n a e v..... whew, how du yu pronownce that .... t s a r n a e v .... sarnev .... theets close eenuf. Weelcom to Mass Gen, I am dawctor singe from Inja an I weel be your doctor .... you weel hav to excuse me I haaave been on call for manee hours beecausf of awll of thee excitement goeeng on an I had a haard time geeting through all of those poleece. Now what ees wrong weethe you?

Oh, I see, you seeem to habe some boolet whools en you. Deed yu no thet?

Oh, thee poleece shawt at u .... oh ... yu roobed a store and yur brudder was keeled an u stole a car ... n .... yu deed what?

Yu wer where .... een a bot ... how deed yu geet een a bot ...

Uh .... Tsanav ... deed u hab anything to do weeth the bawmbings de udder day ... oh ..... i see ... aw here ... put yur finger on thees and puush down ..... thet weel stop the bleeding ... oh aw ....duz eet hert .... ah I tink I need a nurs een here .... eets bery hot in here .... why ru wearing thet vest .......

OOOOhhhh ... well ..... excuse me for one moment pleeze .... I got to get sumting ..............