"Hi young man, nice rack. The court is going to award you twenty thousand for each one of them, and thanks for showing them to us, no, make that 30."
"Has the mental anguish and ridicule you have taken in any way been equaled by the pleasure you have received in fondling them each night?"
"Well, judge, the girls in my school all hate me cause I'm a 34D, an all the boys want to be my friend. I don't know if the boys like me for me or my 3D's. My Dad sez a million mite make it better."
"Well, your honor, they have caused some accidents. Well, ya see, I kinda walk round at times, not all the time,well, with my hands up under my sweatshirt, and well, I kinda, well, I bump in to things, an well, once, I fell down the steps and fell, well, on them, and they were sore, and well, I broke both arms."
"Judge, I got arrested last Summer for not wearing a bra with my TACTICS® Gostoso Swim Thongs."
