Thomas Jefferson said in 1802: "I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies."

"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not."-- Thomas Jefferson

"When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout." .... jbd

"When once a job you have begun, do no stop till it is done. Whether the task be great or small, do it well, or not at all." .... Anon

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. - Albert Einstein

Television is one daylong commercial interrupted periodically by inept attempts to fill the airspace in between them.

If you can't start a fire, perhaps your wood is wet ....

When you elect clowns, expect a circus ..............




Thursday, December 23, 2010

How a Stimulus Package works

   It is a slow day in the small Saskatchewan town of Pumphandle, and  streets are deserted.
  Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody is living on credit.
  A tourist visiting the area drives through town, stops at the motel, and lays a $100 bill on the desk saying he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs to pick one for the night.
  As soon as he walks upstairs, the motel owner grabs the bill and runs  next door to pay his debt to the butcher.
  The butcher takes the $100 and runs down the street to retire his debt to the pig farmer.
  The pig farmer takes the $100 and heads off to pay his bill to his supplier, the Co-op.
  The guy at the Co-op takes the $100 and runs to pay his debt to the local prostitute, who has also been facing hard times and has had to offer her "services" on credit.
  The hooker rushes to the hotel and pays off her room bill with the hotel owner.
  The hotel proprietor then places the $100 back on the counter so the traveler will not suspect anything.
  At that moment the traveler comes down the stairs, states that the rooms are not satisfactory, picks up the $100 bill and leaves.
  No one produced anything. No one earned anything...
  However, the whole town is now out of debt and now looks to the future with a lot more optimism.
  And that is how a stimulus package works.