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Friday, November 27, 2009

Tiger, the fireplug, the tree, the wife and the golf club

Tiger Woods was injured early Friday when he lost control of his SUV outside his Florida mansion, and a local police chief said Woods' wife used a golf club to smash out the back window to help get him out.

The world's No. 1 golfer was treated and released from a hospital in good condition, his spokesman said. The Florida Highway Patrol said Woods' vehicle hit a fire hydrant and a tree in his neighbor's yard after he pulled out of his driveway at 2:25 a.m.

Windermere police chief Daniel Saylor told The Associated Press that officers found the 33-year-old PGA star lying in the street with his wife, Elin, hovering over him.

She was frantic, upset," Saylor said in a briefing Friday night. "It was her husband laying on the ground."

She told officers she was in the house when she heard the accident and "came out and broke the back window with a golf club," he said, adding that the front-door windows were not broken and that "the door was probably locked."

"She supposedly got him out and laid him on the ground," he said. "He was in and out of consciousness when my guys got there."

Anybody wonder about this, I don't think I buy it at all ............early morning, 2:25 or something like that, near his home, he hits a tree and then a fireplug, his wife, who is inside the house (wonder why she is not asleep?), runs to the car, doors are locked, so she breaks in the REAR window with a golf club, (she just happened to have, she always leaves the house with a golf club) got him out of the car, and laid him on the ground. Hi class community so no breath-o-lizer, I think they pay for and have their own police force.

Wonder why he was out at 2:30 in the morning driving around.
Wonder why his wife was not in bed.
Wonder why she was awake and heard the wreck, and knew it was HIM.
Wonder where the golf club came from.
Wonder why he was leaving at that time in the morning.
Wonder why Charges are Pending.
Wonder why she smashed out the REAR window, maybe she had already started working on it while he was escaping down the driveway, or maybe she had already busted the window before he started his escape.
I wonder, if all the doors were locked, and she broke out the rear window, did she climb in, over the broken glass, over all the seats, to get to the front of the car, to open his door, and drag him out, and which door did she exit from.

My Scenario: They were up partying and drinking till the wee hours. They had a fight over something, she chased him out of the house with a golf club. He got in the car and took off. She chased him out of the driveway with the golf club. He hit the fireplug and the tree, she was right there to get him out, just happened to have a golf club with her. That's how I think it went down.

But, Im sure it didn't happen that way.

Wouldn't you just love to know, what really happened?