One more time .....................

Sorry about this,, There is just too much good material here to pass up. An airplane, probably a billion, a car at 5 million, millions a day in costs, hundreds of people involved, thousands of hours of training, and some highly trained driver uses the wrong fuel .... wonder where he filled it up. Just too good to pass up, I woke up dreaming about what would have transpired on the phone. This may be the last one on the subject. I can't think of a worse scenario. Perhaps the most HIGH TECH car in the world ... I wonder how Obama looks with a red face? jbd


Hi, is this Ananiah's towing service?

Ah, we're having some car trouble and need a tow, do you guys do that?

Actually, we're at the Ben Gurion Airport.


What kind of car, well, it's actually a limo parked out in the middle of the airport.

Why, well, I'm visiting your country, and, ah, doesn't matter, you can't miss it, it's a big black Cadillac.

My name, well, ah it's Obama.

O ah B ah A ah M ah A, Obama, what is all that laughter I hear.

Hey I spelled it out once, OBAMA,, what is all that noise and laughter, are you gonna send someone or not.

That's better, why do you need to know how much it weighs.

I didn't know you had different size trucks. Hey, Carl, how much does it weigh.

Whew, I guess its around five tons, can you handle that, I didn't know that, it does have a lot of stuff on it.

How long, that's OK, I guess I have a ride to the meeting. Oh, how many can ride in that truck, there are going to be thirteen guys that go along with it.

Yeh, I guess a bus would be Ok.

I am not going to spell it again and knock off all the laughing.