Thomas Jefferson said in 1802: "I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies."

"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not."-- Thomas Jefferson

"When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout." .... jbd

"When once a job you have begun, do no stop till it is done. Whether the task be great or small, do it well, or not at all." .... Anon

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. - Albert Einstein

Television is one daylong commercial interrupted periodically by inept attempts to fill the airspace in between them.

If you can't start a fire, perhaps your wood is wet ....

When you elect clowns, expect a circus ..............




Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Hey, it wasn't my idea ................


WASHINGTON (AP) — President Barack Obama is opening the door to the possibility of a resumption of White House tours for student groups amid some confusion over who made the ultimate decision to cancel them.

The decision has been much criticized by Republicans who say it should remain open to the public and some expectant visitors who were planning to see inside the White House during the spring break travel season.

Obama says in an interview with ABC News aired Wednesday that the decision to cancel the tours in the wake of budget cuts was made by the Secret Service, citing the need to furlough some employees. "This was not a decision that went up to the White House," Obama said.


Good morning, Secret Service, how may I help you?
This is the president, I want to talk with Smith.
How did you get this number, we are supposed to be unlisted, anyway, he is out of his office right now, may I direct your call to someone else.
Perhaps, maybe, I'm trying to find out who cut off the White House visits.
Well, a call came from your office, Mister president, and we were told to recall all of our personnel for a month as you were taking the family to Florida for a golfing vacation.
That's absurd, how could I be gone for a month, what would happen to the country?
We just follow orders, mister president, I'm not sure that we were aware that you had returned from Hawaii.
Do you realize that there were thousands of little children who were going to visit here during their spring break and they are broken hearted about it, I am trying to put the blame on the secret service, I don't want to look bad.
I'm sure the director will try to help you, where can he return your call?
Well, I'll be at Trump's place in Florida, the Doral Golf Resort and Spa for a month, and ah, don't call in the mornings, I'm, ah, taking some golf lessons, ahm, from, ahh .  Mister Woods.
Oh, ah, and being so busy out on the golf course and all, perhaps you haven't heard, you didn't get the Pope job!