Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Billy Mitchell
What do you want Billy?
I'm from Houston Texas and my class took a bus up here on our Spring break and we wanted to look through the White House.
Aw, well, we're closed right now.
Why"
Aw, well, we have had to make some budget cuts due to sequestration or something like that.
Down home that's what we do to cows, the vet does it to all the boy cows but does that just mean you guys to are cutting things off?
I guess.
We come a long way mister, do you own this house.
No, the American people own it.
Ain't I a people?
Well, yes you are, but .............
But what, mister?
We had to lay off some of the people that work here.
How many are there?
Well, close to 200.
Jus to run this place?
Well, we have a lot of different things here. A movie theater, a bowling alley, a hot tub, a swimming pool and a putting green and a lot of other offices.
An we ain't never gonna get to see them, are we?
Well, not till the economy picks up.
Where is the president now, is he here?
No, he and his family have flown to Florida for a golfing vacation.
How much did that cost, mister?
Doesn't matter, I can't let you guys in.
Well mister, where can we find Mr. Rodman?
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