I must admit that the only time I watched this show was the day the earthquake knocked our tuner on the floor and we could not find it, and prior to the earthquake, burglars had taken over our house and we were tied to chairs. "Knuckles," the leader of the group wanted to shoot us, but "Killer Thompson, the sadistic leader in many atrocities, stated, "Make them watch that show, nothing is worse than that." I had heard rumors that some inmates at Guantanamo were made to listen to and watch the show as a form of major, cruel, punishment. Ahmad Ama, stated that on one occasions he begged for "water boarding" instead of being tied to a chair in front of the TV and made to watch, The View. "Dis vas an inhuman ting dey did to us. Ve don do nutting like dis wher I come from," Ama commented.
Our first nominee to be a replacement on The View is Madaline Gorzzaga. Throughout her brief career, she has been an outspoken advocate for women's rights. She has organized a number of "topless" demonstrations, and is famous for her hand gesture signifying that "Women are Number One."
Her agent, Saul Moscowitz, has appealed to the Governor of Calironiaa to grant her an early release so that she may pursue a career on The View. She has been station manager of radio station WTPEN at the state correctional facility. She has extensive broadcasting experience and would be a valuable addition to the show.
Monica Van Dorn, well known comedienne has been touring various prisons throughout a seven state area as part of her community service commitment. Her unusual straight forward delivery has made her a favorite, as well as her amazing knowledge of banking and current events. During her brief career in crime, she was noted for robbing banks of any ethnic background and ownership. Monica has often performed at various motorcycle events, including Sturgis and Daytona. Her time spent with the Hells Angels has given her a great deal of hilarious material for her on-stage act.
She has performed before a variety of audiences in her career, and as a result she has a vast and varied of background material. She recently appeared before the parole board in Sacramento, California, the result of which was her release from the institution, thus opening the door for her being a replacement on The View.
Charlamain Charley Vanderhorn is another remote possibility to be a replacement on the show. The transvestite, cross dresser, gay talk show host in Los Angeles could bring a vast background of knowledge and experience and, possibly, even diverse views and commentary. Her/his unique viewpoints and ability to almost instantly change his persona from Charlamain to Charley would make him an ideal interviewer on the show, he could talk from both the male and female viewpoint At USC he/she played both men's and women's sports and lettered in both. In his baseball career he hit and threw from either hand and was considered a "switch-hitter". He was also a lead debater on the USC debate team which actually during one competition with John Leland Stanford University, inadvertently debated the issues so strong that they won the governorship of that great state. He/she has both a husband and a wife, which in itself would make an interesting addition to the show.
These are just a few suggestions and no offense is intended.
