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When you elect clowns, expect a circus ..............




Tuesday, March 26, 2013

The first ...... fisherman


Hey, Igor, let's go fishing.

What fishing, Og?

I've been looking down at the water, and there are things under the top of the water. I think we should catch some and see if they are friendly.

Why we do that, Og?

I think seafood could be a nice compliment to our present diet.

What?

I think that if we figure a way to get them out of the water, then we could cook them, oh, I forgot, no fire yet, well we could cut them into little pieces and call them ...... soushi, or something like that.

What is soushi, Og?

She is the cute chest with long hair who lives over the hill who has fixed up an old cave and people go there to eat. When sky gets dark and white light comes down from sky and hits tree she fixes dinosaur meat over hot lite and she have a full house of people, but when fire go out soushi have only cold food

Oh, Og, then you should capitalize the S in her name, right Og?

I will from now on, Igor.

How we go fishing, Og?

Me findum mono filament line, tie it on a long stick and put in water. Fish see line and ..... well they not know what to do. We need some kind of enticement, Igor.

What is enticement, Og?

It be something we will affix on the end of the mono filament line that will attract the fish and they will try to eat it ..... we will call it bait, Og.

We usem rock, Og?

No Igor, we need something that will attract the fish, something they want, must be appealing to them. What is that crawling up your leg, Igor?

Not know, but may appeal to fish.

Brilliant, Igor, you've got it, we will use that wormy looking thing on the end of the mono filament line to attract the fish. They will see it, and when they try to eat it, we will pull them out of the water. Here, Igor, take this line and tie the worm to it .... good .... now, drop it in the water .... that's it, Igor, move it around  ..... the fish is looking at it ..... there .... it is going to eat it ...... he has it ........... pull it out Igor.

It stay in water eating the wormy thing ... why that not work, Og?

Oh, I don't know Igor, we just didn't hook it right.

What's a hook, Og?