They weren't in her pockets. Suddenly she realized she must have left them in the car. Frantically, she headed for the parking lot.
Her husband has scolded her many times for leaving her keys in the car's ignition.
He's afraid that the car could be stolen. As she looked around the parking lot, she realized he was right.
The parking lot was empty. she immediately called the police. She gave them her location, confessed that she had left her keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.
Then she made the most difficult call of all to her husband: "I left my keys in the car and it's been stolen."
There was a moment of silence. She thought the call had been disconnected, but then she heard his voice. "Are you kidding me?" He barked, "I dropped you off!"
Now it was her turn to be silent.
Embarrassed, she said, "Well, come and get me."
He retorted, "I will, as soon as I convince this cop that I didn't steal your car!"
