DOOLEY Observed: Wha .... no Bagels?

Thomas Jefferson said in 1802: "I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies."

"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not."-- Thomas Jefferson

"When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout." .... jbd

"When once a job you have begun, do no stop till it is done. Whether the task be great or small, do it well, or not at all." .... Anon

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. - Albert Einstein

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If you can't start a fire, perhaps your wood is wet ....

When you elect clowns, expect a circus ..............

Saturday, February 1, 2014

Wha .... no Bagels?

It was moments ago, revealed on a Facebook page, administered by a Custodial Engineer at the New Jersey Statehouse, that an undisclosed Bagel supplier, of East coast Bagels, had been requested to terminate delivering thousands of Bagels, daily, to Fort Lee.

This diabolical, insidious move, was done in retaliation, for the diabolical, insidious comments, made by unnamed persons in Fort Lee.

Thousands of residents learned today, as they went to their neighborhood "delis" for coffee and Bagels, that they would not be receiving their many year habit orders.

"Wha, whaadumeen, no Bagels, you alays got them, wassa matta wi u, no Bagels .... wa am gonna du, can ya jus put creamed cheese on my finger?" This and many other comments were heard throughout Fort Lee. Many residents were blindly staggering around the city, aimlessly, wandering, not knowing how to complete a day .... without their beloved .... Bagels.

Will this story never end?