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I got to thinking about this burial ..... and wondered what might happen, many, many years from now, when Ronan and Gorba, two known grave robbers who use very sophisticated sonar equipment to locate treasure, take freeway X-25-6 out of Columbus, Ohio, and got off at Exit 937LB-AB-7, and spotted a promising area of land that looked like it had once, perhaps been a graveyard.
Presidential Order 167865-VBA issued by multi term president Obama, decreed that all land was now owned by the Imperial Government, and that any past usage was not recognized, and all tombstones would be removed and ground up for use in Razadan, the new improved surface to be used on all new highway construction.
Ronan and Gorba exited their "rover" and turned on the HGNBM-Sound unit. It was self propelled and upon locating a "foreign" object, would emit a high frequency signal that activated a signal in the hand held D-37 unit. The HGN, for short, moved silently around the slow rolling hills of Central Ohio.
A signal was received, stronger than most, it had located an object, much larger than normally received in what once had been a cemetery plot.
"Gorba, not sure of this signal, bigger than most and oddly shaped, like nothing they had ever seen, this is very strange, we must dig it up."
Ronan activated their GBS-23 robotic shovel over the very spot that emitted the previous signal. The ultra sharp high speed teeth of the GBS-23 were electronically led down, down, to the odd shapen object buried under the green sod on the lush slow rolling hills of Central Ohio.
The GBS-23 stopped abruptly, it had encountered an object, other than the dark rich soil. Ronan was amazed at the size of the object, almost 9 x 11, someone had purchased three plots for such a grave. They cleared off the top of the giant casket, peered down and they saw a helmet, like someone would wear while riding a motorcycle. He shined a light down and was startled at what he saw, a motorcycle, a man, riding a motorcycle, in his grave. "It looks like a Harley," Gorba shouted out, "I think it is a 1967 Harley Electra Glide, I have never seen one, just heard of them."
Gorba looked at Ronan, "We must leave it as it is, have the GBS-23 replace all the dirt and the sod, no one must ever know about this, I have heard of Bikers, they were a rare, unusual breed from the past, this man wanted to spend eternity on his Harley, and he shall. RIP, Harley Biker."
