I'm sorry, I can't resist ......................

Starlet Sylvia Golden shocked those in attendance last night, at the opening of her new movie, "Havlica," by arriving nude, wearing only a fully embriodered pink ghagra choli made out of the new invisible material made by Dupont. Inside the crowded theater  head usher Harley Pardee searched for the starlet for quite some time, and after the showing stated that he was not sure if she saw it or not. "I, I just don't know, one minute she was there and, well, then ..... I'm just not sure. If everyone wore that darn stuff the theater would look empty."

Follow up on the "invisible material"

Pictured here is the entire Third Army Regiment, their band, color guard and four units of their mechanized Division, all wearing the new material. Note how difficult it is to find the new M-55 tank, which has been spray painted with the new invisible paint. General Filburt Wisban is in the far left with his entire staff. He is wearing his famous sidearm, the Colt Frontier Scout,  Single Action.

The "invisible material" has so many possibilities and uses that Tech Centers around the world are racing to be the first.

The U.S. military is backing the development of camouflage fabrics that could one day make their soldiers completely invisible, it has been claimed.

The so-called 'Quantum Stealth' camouflage material is said to render its wearers completely invisible by bending light waves around them.

Its makers claim the material, which is in effect similar to the invisibility cloak worn by Harry Potter, can even fool night-vision goggles.