Thomas Jefferson said in 1802: "I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies."

"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not."-- Thomas Jefferson

"When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout." .... jbd

"When once a job you have begun, do no stop till it is done. Whether the task be great or small, do it well, or not at all." .... Anon

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. - Albert Einstein

Television is one daylong commercial interrupted periodically by inept attempts to fill the airspace in between them.

If you can't start a fire, perhaps your wood is wet ....

When you elect clowns, expect a circus ..............




Thursday, March 25, 2010

The Clinic

One of the larger clinics in the country has jumped on board the high speed travel train phenomena.

They have indicated that would consider their own train, equipped with full diagnostic equipment and a complete staff.

They have contacted World Wide Travel Agency, and would like for them to arrange a two-week trip, traveling around the country, all the while receiving a complete physical and medical attention.

Doctor Ahmed Shaei, M.D., director of the prestigious clinic stated, "Eef da  patient ceant coome to us, whe cn go to heem."
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