Thomas Jefferson said in 1802: "I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies."

"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not."-- Thomas Jefferson

"When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout." .... jbd

"When once a job you have begun, do no stop till it is done. Whether the task be great or small, do it well, or not at all." .... Anon

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. - Albert Einstein

Television is one daylong commercial interrupted periodically by inept attempts to fill the airspace in between them.

If you can't start a fire, perhaps your wood is wet ....

When you elect clowns, expect a circus ..............




Sunday, April 22, 2012

Terms from a Redneck Medical Dictionary


Benign - What you be after you be 8.
Artery - The study of paintings.
Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria.
Barium - What family do when kin folk die.
Cesarean Section - A neighborhood in Rome.
Catscan - Searching for a kitty.
Cauterize - Made eye contact with her.
Coma - A punctuation mark.
D and C - Where Washington is.
Dilate - To live long.
Enema - Not a friend.
Fibula - A small lie.
Hangnail - What you hang your coat on.
Impotent - Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain - Getting hurt at work.
Morbid - A higher offer than what I bid.
Nitrates - Cheaper than day rates.
Pap Smear - A fatherhood test.
Rectum - Darn near killed him.
Secretion - Hiding something.
Seizure - Roman Emperor.
Tablet - A small table.
Terminal Illness - Getting sick at the airport.
Tumor - More than one.
Urine - Opposite of you're out.
Varicose - Near by/close by.

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