Oh, hi Jan, I know it's been tough on you since your husband died.
Yes it has, Lillian, we were together for so many years, living alone is not easy. Oh, look, my insurance check is here already, it will come in handy.
That was sure fast, have you had the policy long?
No, Ken just got it a few months ago, then I found out he had been going out with his secretary, and he had another policy with the same company that all went to her....... This crummy check is only for one thousand dollars, his love life there gets over fifty thousand, and the bitch even gets the house.
Why is that, Jan?
I guess they have been going together for quite some time, Lillian, and he had three children with her, and I have heard that he had policies on all of them, to pay for their college and all. Ken was so thoughtful, and she just loved this house.
What company is that, Jan, I am going right home and give them a call, I want to see if Harry has any other policies with them. Does it cost much.
Less than a postage stamp a day Lillian, of course that only gets you four hundred bucks, but you can have a nice night out with that. Good by Lillian, I'll let you know where I move to.
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