Mr. Smith is an old friend of mine, and he sometimes contributes to my blog. He lives in Southeastern Ohio, has a 2nd grade education, lives on welfare and has a typewriter with no shift, no period, and some keys that don't work. He was the 13th child in the family, and when he was born, his father asked whether it was a boy or a girl, the Doctor replied, "It's just another Smith." Thus, his name, Justin Other Smith.
hi dooley its been a while since i rite to you last but i wanted to get somethin out afore the christmas thing rolls round we got our check in the other day from the guvenment for not raisin crops on ourn farm it is nice a them to do thet maybe you member we tol em we wassa gonna grow maryjuana an the guvenment pays us more to not grow thet
at the grange hall the udder evening we all went the kids an me an effie cuz they wassa haviing a christmas thing a goin on well the main talk wuz bout not doin ourn thing in the front of the grange where we had them folks dressed like in the bible an we hung a big lantern for the star thing an we had some animals n stuff everbody liked it an we dun it far back as i member some guy was at the meetin from some grup called aclu and they don want ussa doin it no more they sed we might be fenndin people who aint thinkin how we wuz they don't want nuthin from the bible being at the grange no more we hadda meetin and cided thet we wuld jus put up a walmart sign r sumtin like that cauz thets where we all suz a goin anyway
at the grange ol harley cunz started us talkin bout ol bama and how wuz he a doin buster smoot sed thet when we had thet last lection that them voters round the cuntry was a sendin ol bama a message so he got the message and joined the other side seems like we is all cerned bout politicians up at the county seat they is talkin bout changin stuff so they aint gonna use thet name polticians anymore they is changin it all they aint gonna be no parties jus jobs thet people apply for like in regulr stuff you jus ply for a job like a mayors job or on they council ting no runnin for office just ply for the job then the names all go in a big pikle jar n the name is got out an then thet guy is the mayor all the jobs will be filled thet way an it don't cost nuthin
dooley effie n me and all the kids are a wishin you a good winter holiday time fraid to use they other word with you know what in it wuz gonna send you a card but ourn post office run out of oney an closed up
i know you wuz always worried bout us effie did her figurin on our money an stuff n she sed thet our monthly checks from the county and some a they socisl curity money we get for little al and his head problems an course the money they sen us to not grow crops n udder stuff she figured we would a be makin a good six figurs this year merica is great
will writ agin dooley
