I got this from Justin a while back ...........
happen in church today
we had kindee a strang theeng happen in church today
there was this older cuple that had been going to our church regular for a long time but they kindee kep to themselves an we didnt no them tu well
his missus had beena coming by herself for the last few weeks or so cause she said her husband had not been feelin too good
well they com today
i guess he wasnt feelin that goodd but the missus wanted him to try to go cause she was a good church goer n didnt want to miss too much church goin
his missus tol him that ifn he got to feelin poorly to just get up n go outside and wait for the end of the sunday chuch service
so they come to church service and he put his hat down under his seat in the wire thing that they had to put hats and things
bout halfway thru the church service he got to feelin poorly n told his missus mother i think i am a going
she was kinde perturned but his missus sed o alright john go ahead an go but dont forget yur hat
so john reeched down for his hat under the seat in the wire thing well he jes kept goin n died right there on the church floor
we will be a goin to his funral in a few days
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