A promo for a Columbus, Ohio TV station I just heard mentioned that there are a lot of bank robberies in Columbus. It was a "teaser" ad and they made some mention of being in line, and not knowing who was in front of you, meaning, it could be a bank robber.
So I got to wondering, if there is a proper etiquette for such a situation, maybe some of the DO's and DONT'S.
Be bad to start a conversation.
"Hi, long line."
"Don't be in a hurry buster, I'm going to rob the bank."
"Oh."
How about, "Sir, you dropped your gun."
"About how long does it take for you to rob a bank?"
"You're not wired with a bomb, are you?"
"I like that wig, the color of that dye bomb will go well with it."
"Don't make me lie down and have to get up, I'm really tired."
"How much do you think you'll get?"
"This is exciting, this is my first bank robbery, thanks."
"You've got a run in that stocking over your head."
"I think you look really good with your nose flattened out that way."
"Your billfold is about ready to fall out of your pocket."
A new thing, proper etiquette when you have a bank robber standing in front of you in line.
