Thomas Jefferson said in 1802: "I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies."

"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not."-- Thomas Jefferson

"When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout." .... jbd

"When once a job you have begun, do no stop till it is done. Whether the task be great or small, do it well, or not at all." .... Anon

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. - Albert Einstein

Television is one daylong commercial interrupted periodically by inept attempts to fill the airspace in between them.

If you can't start a fire, perhaps your wood is wet ....

When you elect clowns, expect a circus ..............




Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Where are those calls, when you want them ....

I am sitting here, phone in hand, waiting for an 800 call ...

I love to get those ................

Had one a while ago ..........

Taking a survey of older citizens .... (I am one) .... about my insurance coverage and would I be interested in a supplement ............

"Aren't I covered by being in the witness protection program?"

"Ah, not sure about that."

"I was under the impression we were covered by the Federal Coverage Act of 1962."

"Ah, let me get back with you ............... click."

I love those ...................