How do you recruit "Suicide Bombers?"

My last post brought this thought to mind. I doubt that an ad in the paper will suffice. There is little to no positive aspects to the job. Life insurance could be the only benefit, but what insurance company would want to write the policy. They could advertise it as an alternative to bankruptcy.

WANTED - SUICIDE BOMBERS

There are just not to many things to put on the plus side of that ad. There is no retirement, probably no life insurance, a      l     o   n   g     vacation, really I can't see any benefits being offered.

Is it just considered a "Temp" job? Do they train? If so, to do what ..... "Ok, Miss Asammani, let me show you how to strap this bomb on to your back, there, good, that has it, no let me show you how this detonator works. You see this little red button here, yes, that one ... DON'T push it."

Perhaps an evening "Opportunity" meeting like Amway had, and Koskot, high energy, "WOW, do we have an opportunity for you, YOU are gonna love this opportunity." They fill them with coffee, coffee, and more coffee. "YOU are going to be so thrilled with this opportunity that you won't be able to sleep tonight." And, she won't, who could after ten cups of coffee.

It has to be a tough sell ...........