In a surprise move yesterday, Charles "Oops" Parkinson was taken off of his black ops duties and flown to Washington, D.C. where he will take over his duties in the personnel department of the home office.
"Hey, this is unexpected, I never dreamed of this opportunity. I guess they need my experience in finding the right folks to sniff out these toxic poisons and dangerous bombs, oops, didn't mean to spill that hot coffee on you, sorry," Parkinson stated as he entered his new office.
Oops indicated he would keep all of us updated on his progress in his new position.
Harley Jorgenson, the reporter who conducted the above interview, was treated for burns at a nearby hospital and is expected to make a full recovery.
