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When you elect clowns, expect a circus ..............




Sunday, April 14, 2013

THE call to the Masters ..............

Augusta National kept Tiger Woods in the Masters on Saturday, saying it would be “grossly unfair” to disqualify him for a rules violation that club officials didn't immediately recognize.

In a bizarre twist to a complex case, it was a television viewer’s phone call that ultimately spared the world No. 1.  

The viewer questioned the way Woods took a penalty drop after his wedge into the par-5 15th hole struck the flag stick and bounced back into the water. Woods dropped the ball two yards behind where he had hit his previous shot, a violation.

The Phone Call ...............

Aw, hi, operator, aw, can you get me the number for the Masters golf tournament down in Georgia?

Well, it's at a golf course there, Augusta, I think.

Yes, yes, I think that is it, can you give me that number again, 706 667-6000, hey thanks.

Hi, is this the Augusta National Golf Club, could I talk with someone there from the tournament?

Ah, does the rules committee have their own telephone.

Great, could I talk with them, yea, thanks.

Hi, rules committee, I'm Bert Collins from Little Rock, Arkansas, and I would like to report a rules infraction that I saw on TV.

Well, it was Mr. Woods.

Hello, are you still there, I thought we got cut off, what's all that noise, a party goin on, ha, ha.

Well, I know the rules, and on the 15th hole, Mr. Woods made a illegal drop.

I seen it, right on the television, he did not follow the rules.

I don't care how many people you got watchin him, he made a illegal drop on 15.

NO, I ain't no professional golfer, I play the par three over at Piney Hills once in a while, an I don't just think I know better than all them committee guys, I know I know better. Woods make an illegal drop on 15.

Your a watchin it now, hello, hello, hello, what happened, they musta hung up.