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Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Pets Eating Marijuana on the Rise

A new study by Colorado State University shows the number of dogs eating marijuana and going to the emergency room has quadrupled since 2005. 

Dogs are consuming things like cakes, cookies, and brownies that are laced with marijuana.

Oh, hi Nancy, got something I want to run by you ...
Well, yea, thanks, making a little progress..
Well, I .... I just wanted to be known for something ..
Hey I figured everyone had a gun, it was either that or cigarettes.
Yea, thanks, made a little progress.
I've been thinkin about that, and I want to run this by you.
Dogs ....
Yea, no, Bo's good.
Did you know that there is a real problem with dogs eating marijuana?
Nancy, are you OK, sounds like you are choking.
Can you stop that?
That's better, no, some university did a study and came up with that conclusion.
No, really.
I don't know if we funded it or not.
Anyway, give some thought to it, dropping the gun thing and working on this dilemma of dogs doing marijuana.
What, where, oh, he's just a kid.
Yea hes got some missiles, I don't know why he aimed one at Texas, something about Willy Nelson, didn't we do a war there once?
OK, maybe later, let's focus on this dog and marijuana problem, I think if I can be remembered for that, well, it would really look good ...
Can't this afternoon, golfing with Sarah Palin.
Just kiddin you, Nancy.