DOOLEY Observed: My trip to the grocery

Thomas Jefferson said in 1802: "I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies."

"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not."-- Thomas Jefferson

"When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout." .... jbd

"When once a job you have begun, do no stop till it is done. Whether the task be great or small, do it well, or not at all." .... Anon

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. - Albert Einstein

Television is one daylong commercial interrupted periodically by inept attempts to fill the airspace in between them.

If you can't start a fire, perhaps your wood is wet ....

When you elect clowns, expect a circus ..............

Friday, July 13, 2012

My trip to the grocery

There was a bit of confusion at the grocery store this morning. When the elderly woman in font of me was ready to pay for her groceries, the cashier told her, "Strip down, facing me.."

I made a mental note to complain to my Congressman about Homeland Security running amok, but then the woman did just as she was instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, she found out that she was referring to her credit card.

They need to make their instructions to seniors a little clearer!