DOOLEY Observed: IT'S SO HOT THIS SUMMER THAT .....

Thomas Jefferson said in 1802: "I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies."

"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not."-- Thomas Jefferson

"When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout." .... jbd

"When once a job you have begun, do no stop till it is done. Whether the task be great or small, do it well, or not at all." .... Anon

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. - Albert Einstein

Television is one daylong commercial interrupted periodically by inept attempts to fill the airspace in between them.

If you can't start a fire, perhaps your wood is wet ....

When you elect clowns, expect a circus ..............

Saturday, July 28, 2012

IT'S SO HOT THIS SUMMER THAT .....

the Birds have to use Potholders to pull the Worms out of the ground ...
the Trees are whistling for the Dogs ...
the best Parking Place is determined by shade instead of distance ...
the was is hot coming from both taps
you can make Sun Tea instantly ...
you learn that a Seat Belt Buckle makes a pretty good Branding Iron...
the Temperature drops below 90 F and you feel a little chilly ...
you discover that in July, it only takes two fingers to steer your car ...
you discover that you can get Sunburned through your Car Window ...
you actually Burn your Hand opening the Car Door ...
you break into a Sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 A.M.
you realize that Asphalt has a liquid stage ...
the Potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add Butter...
the Cows are giving Evaporated Milk ...
the Farmers are feeding their Chickens Crushed Ice to keep them from laying Boiled Eeggs.
Now, that's hot!