DOOLEY Observed: The Orange Pill Solution

Thomas Jefferson said in 1802: "I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies."

"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not."-- Thomas Jefferson

"When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout." .... jbd

"When once a job you have begun, do no stop till it is done. Whether the task be great or small, do it well, or not at all." .... Anon

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. - Albert Einstein

Television is one daylong commercial interrupted periodically by inept attempts to fill the airspace in between them.

If you can't start a fire, perhaps your wood is wet ....

When you elect clowns, expect a circus ..............

Sunday, May 12, 2013

The Orange Pill Solution

I got an email this morning, the heading, The Orange Pill Solution. That may be the answer to all of our problems, just take an Orange Pill.

I didn't read the email, I do have a good idea what it said, but I thought I would just stay with that thought, just take an Orange pill, everyone, it cures all evils

Then, Republicans will love Democrats, Independents will still love themselves, but both parties. Terrorists will lay down their bombs and plans for destruction. Muslims will love Mormons, and that will take care of a lot of problem areas. American Indians will love the palefaces that took their land away from them. I still have a difficult time trying to figure out how that happened. The Indians were living here, we came over on boats, took their land. We acknowledged it was theirs, because we paid for some of it, yet, they are gone and we are here. The Orange Pill Solution will take care of that.

The Left took a pill, now, they get along with the Right,, whatever that means. Rush Limbaugh took a pill, he is no longer on the air, as are the rest of the "airwave authorities" who make millions by telling their segment of society what they want to hear. The Orange Pill would ruin them all, no controversy.

The "Middle East" would no longer be a troubled spot, Arabs, Jews, Muslims, etc., will all get along, just because of one little Orange Pill. That was the solution all along. Not sure of their circulation, but I hope everyone gets one.

The best way to distribute them will be with an Infomercial, telling of all their attributes, and selling them for $19.95 plus shipping and handling, and for a short time, they may double the order, two bottles, for the same price.