Thomas Jefferson said in 1802: "I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies."

"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not."-- Thomas Jefferson

"When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout." .... jbd

"When once a job you have begun, do no stop till it is done. Whether the task be great or small, do it well, or not at all." .... Anon

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. - Albert Einstein

Television is one daylong commercial interrupted periodically by inept attempts to fill the airspace in between them.

If you can't start a fire, perhaps your wood is wet ....

When you elect clowns, expect a circus ..............




Thursday, June 2, 2011

National Lottery - T in C Article

Reinhold Reince Priebus, Chairman of the Republican National Committee, recently revealed that plans are being formulated to conduct a National Republican Lottery sometime in August. It will be conducted similar to the Selective Training and Service Act of 1940. It will require all registered Republicans who are natural citizens, residents within the United States for fourteen years, and have attained the age of thirty-five years, to register.


The nationally televised drawing will be held during the popular TV show, America's Got Talent, and the winning name drawn will be the Republican Candidate for President. Additional drawings will be held for the other offices and positions that need to be filled. After all the offices are filled, and an additional 133 names will be drawn, which will be formed into a Combat Arms Company, and after basic training will be sent overseas for combat duty.

The drawing will be observed by a group of notable Republicans, including Sarah Palin, Donald Trump, Newt Gingrich, Rudy Giuliani and the entire Bush family.
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