An old man was in Walmart the other day, pushing his shopping cart around, when he collided with a young man also pushing a cart.
He said to the young man, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
The young man says, "That's OK. It's just a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.
The old man said, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"
The young man says, "Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with long blond hair, green eyes, long legs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra.
What does your wife look like?"
The old man said, "Doesn't matter. Let's look for yours."
Most old men are helpful like that....
