Apparently what happened, Elin, Tiger Woods wife was upset that they had not been invited to the White House for the BIG dinner, and they got in to a heated argument.
"Everyone was invited, but no, not us."
"I have a tournament to go to on Monday, I needed to rest up."
"You always put your golf first and me second."
Then, on her laptop she saw the above picture, and that really set her off. Not only were they not invited, total strangers got in to the event.
She pulled out a five-iron and took off after him. He jumped in their new Caddy and started the engine. Before he could take off, she used the five-iron on the rear window, which caused the Tiger to put the accelerator to the floor.
She saw him lose control, hit the fireplug and the tree, and ran to his aide. She opened his door and pulled him out, giving him a shot in the mouth for good measure.
That explains a lot:
Why they didn't find a golf club.
Why his mouth was cut, even though his air bag went off and protected his face.
What they were doing up at such an early hour.
Who was watching the baby?
I wonder how long their driveway is.
Why she used a five-iron, seems more appropriate to use a Wood on Woods!
