"Muhy, did you hear, they are sending us to New York for the trial, can you believe that?'
"Khalid, do you think those people up there are going to be mad at us.?
"They will have forgotten by now."
"Will the government pay for our attorneys?"
"Sure, it's the American Judicial System at work, we're Innocent till they prove us guilty. So don't go around anymore telling everyone how we got those guys to fly those planes into that building, you know, the virgin stuff and all."
"Can we get the same attorneys that OJ had, hey, we might even get off free, then we can get a loan from the government and open up a Howard Johnsons in White Plains."
"But look what they did to that Madoff guy, he did nothing but take billions of dollars from people. If we go to prison I hope we get put in with him and learn some of his ideas for making money. Osama will be pleased if we do that."
"Don't worry, as soon as we get to New York we will ask for a change of venue."
"What's that."
"We will get our trial moved to a Muslim area of New York, try to get an all Muslim jury. Do we want any virgins on the jury?"
"There are no virgins in New York."
"It's the American system, we can do whatever we want."
"Will we be on TV?"
"Sure, you can bet on that, probably Letterman and Leno, maybe Oprah and that other woman's show, the one that does that weird dance, definitely on that show at night where that Grace woman talks about crime. She can string this thing out for a few years. She's been talking about that kid that was abducted for three years now."
"How can we get on that show where we go to meet the thirteen year old virgin for sex and then that guy comes out with the TV camera and interviews us. Will we have to get up early to do Good Morning America. I don't want to talk to that Couric woman, she scares me."
"I want a jail with a Masque."
"If they don't have one, we'll sue."
"Khalid, I'm feeling better about this already. Grab your Quran and let's go get something to eat and then head to the Masque. I think we are doing water-boarding later on tonight. That has really helped clean my sinuses, but I see where they may make them cut water-boarding out."
"If they do will they get me some sinutabs then?"
