DOOLEY Observed

Thomas Jefferson said in 1802: "I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies."

"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not."-- Thomas Jefferson

"When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout." .... jbd

"When once a job you have begun, do no stop till it is done. Whether the task be great or small, do it well, or not at all." .... Anon

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. - Albert Einstein

Television is one daylong commercial interrupted periodically by inept attempts to fill the airspace in between them.

If you can't start a fire, perhaps your wood is wet ....

When you elect clowns, expect a circus ..............

Monday, September 22, 2014

"If you were treated for erectile dysfunction and developed cancer,

you may be entitled to compensation."

That was a television ad this morning, caught my attention.

"Doc, I can't get it up anymore, my wife is complaining, is there anything you can do?"

"Here, John, try these UPJOHN pills, see if they don't help."

"Wow, those UPJOHN pills worked great Doc, thanks, and Ethyl thanks you too."

"Doc, now I have cancer, is there any way I can get compensation for taking those UPJOHN pills?"

God Bless America