Everybody got a seat, can you guys in the back there, can you hear me .... Oh, ok, guy here brought me a mike, there that's better.
OK, let me see a show of hands, no, Michael, don't show them to me, quit turning them like that ... ah, all those who hit, kicked or generally abused their wives, raise your arms .... what? .... yea, girlfriends too. Well, too many for me to count, so let's see how many of you abuse your kid, or even someone elses kid.
What, Ben, rape, well all the rape guys, we'll cover that in a few days, different problem ..... what ...... dog, what? .... fi .... sounds like, eye .... how man syllables, oh, ok, dog fighting, Mike, call the office and we might do a separate thing on that, ok?
First of all, any questions. What .... valet parking .... I don't think we can do that .... a Bentley, you get driven here in a Bentley .... what's your question ..... Oh ..... well, tell your chauffeur to pick you up in two hours.
OK, you guys have problems or you would not be here, right? Let's get down to it, Ray, Adrian and Greg, your problems have cost the league over a billion dollars in revenue. I got a call from the boss the other day, the top dog, the main man, and he is upset, his TV network is losing sponsors .... he said, "Don't those guys get enough violence on the football field, why do they have to do it at home, or worse, in a casino, on TV cameras. I know they ain't brain surgeons, but what the heck, if you want to keep milking these advertisers and sponsors, clean it up, NOW."
So you got the word guys, if you like them million a week paychecks, keep the fighten to the field. Any other questions ... What, you were worried .... about what? ..... No, this has nothing to do with getting your GED .... and yes .... what .... No, we are not here for dance lessons, you gotta figure out your own. Oh, an they wanted me to assure you guys, well, head butten and killer tackles are OK with the TV boys .... don't worry about the flags .... the boys in the stripes .... well .... just look at it all as a big TV show .... you know, that's really what it is.
