George Herman returned home a day early from a business trip. It's late, after midnight.
While en route home he asked the cabby, Bill Martin if he would accompany him inside and be a witness. George suspected that his wife was having an affair and he wanted to catch her in the act. For $100, Bill agreed.
Quietly arriving home and entering the house, George and the cabby tiptoed upstairs and into the bedroom.
George switched on the lights, yanked the blanket back and there is his wife in bed with another man!
He reached into a drawer pulled out his gun, and put it to the naked man's head.
Mary, his wife, said, "Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money. HE paid for the Corvette I gave you. HE paid for our new cabin cruiser, HE paid for your season Pittsburgh Steelers tickets, HE paid for our house at the lake, HE paid for our country club membership, and HE even pays the monthly dues!'
George shook his head from side-to-side, and lowered his gun. He looked over at Bill and said, , "What would you do?"
Bill replied, "I'd cover him up with that blanket so he doesn't catch cold!"
