I had a good friend, many years ago, Jerry Havens, who was quite a jokester, loved having a good time, and was one of those persons who never forgot a birthday or a holiday. On September 30, every year, there would be a birthday card for me from Jerry, and always a Christmas Card, and occasionally on other holidays.
One year, Jerry sent different puns to ten friends on his list, in the hope that the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
Thomas Jefferson said in 1802: "I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies."
"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not."-- Thomas Jefferson
"When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout." .... jbd
"When once a job you have begun, do no stop till it is done. Whether the task be great or small, do it well, or not at all." .... Anon
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. - Albert Einstein
Television is one daylong commercial interrupted periodically by inept attempts to fill the airspace in between them.If you can't start a fire, perhaps your wood is wet ....
When you elect clowns, expect a circus ..............