Three Irishmen are sitting in the pub window seat, watching the front door of the brothel across the road.
The local Methodist vicar appears, and quickly goes inside.
"Will you look at that", says the first Irishman, "and didn't I always say what a bunch of lying hypocrites they are".
No sooner are the words out of his mouth than a Rabbi also goes inside.
"There's another bunch who try to fool everyone with their pious preaching and funny little hats", says the second Irishman.
They continue drinking their beer and roundly condemning the vicar and the rabbi when they see their Catholic Priest knock on the door and go inside.
"Oh, how sad!", says the third Irishman, "One of the girls must have died!"
